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After school one day, Jeff didn't want to watch TV. Didn't want to play with his XBox. Didn't eat the cookie Mom gave him. He just sat, looking down into his lap.
"What's the matter, Jeff?" Mom asked.
"Nothing" said Jeff.
"Doesn't look like nothing," said Mom. "Did something happen at school?"
"Mm," said Jeff.
"Did someone pick on you? You can tell me."
"Richard and Aaron said I've got a funny one," said Jeff.
"A funny one?" said Mom, giving him a hug. "A funny what?"
"We were having a pee together, and they said my dick's funny, like an elephant's trunk." A tear formed in the corner of his eye.
"And theirs are round and red at the end?"
"Yeah. Richard said, 'What's the matter, aren't you circus-sized?' And Aaron said elephants should be in a circus!"
"Oh dear," said Mom. "They don't know anything. Now sit down and drink your milk and I'll tell you about it."
And this is Mom's story:
"When you were born, the doctor said, 'Do you want him circumcised?'" And we didn't know what it meant, so we found out as much as we could about it. 'Circumcised' means they cut the skin off the end of your penis and make that round thing inside show all the time. It's called the 'glans' or just the 'head'. People have been circumcising for a long time. Aaron's people have been doing it for thousands of years. They say God told them to. About a hundred and fifty years ago people started doing it in America because they thought penises were dirty. And some scientists thought having that skin - they call it the 'foreskin' - meant you might get all kinds of sicknesses. That's probably why they did it to Richard. But then other scientists found that was wrong. So now lots of people are fighting about it, but we decided, since it's your foreskin, it wasn't any of our business to go cutting it off you."
"Doesn't that hurt, cutting it off?" asked Jeff, his eyes wide.
"Yes, we asked about that too. They used to say it doesn't hurt, but now they know it does. It hurts a lot, and they have to give the babies injections with a needle first. That hurts them too, of course."
Just then Dad came home from work, and Mom told him: "Jeff's just found out he wasn't circumcised."
"Lucky Jeff!" said Dad, which surprised Jeff. "I was circumcised, and the more I hear about it, the more I wish I wasn't."
"Did it hurt?" said Jeff.
"I don't remember. Doesn't hurt now, in fact some people say you can feel more if you're not circumcised, and that would be good."
"What'll I say to Richard and Aaron?" asked Jeff.
"Don't say anything," said Mom. "It's not nice to hurt their feelings - the way they hurt yours. If they call you an elephant again, just say 'So give me a peanut.' "
"Give my penis a peanut!" said Jeff.
"That's my boy!" said Dad (who knew that was what Jeff most wanted to hear just then). "And remember, if you're different, they're different too. And they're different from Justin Bieber. He wasn't circumcised."
"Justin Bieber? Wow! Anyone else?" asked Jeff.
"Lots of famous men weren't," said Dad. "All of One Direction, Luke Perry, Macaulay Culkin, Will Smith. Most boys and men born outside the US have penises like yours, Jeff: Ewan McGregor - you know, Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars - and just about all the famous European football stars and racing drivers."
"Gee, thanks Mom and Dad," said Jeff. "I'm sure glad you didn't have me 'circus-sized.'"
A book about adolescence, aimed at 9-12 year olds and particularly
suited to intact boys, is "The What's Happening to My Body? Book for
Boys: The New Growing-Up Guide for Parents and Sons" revised edition
(2007) by Lynda Madaras.
A good book for children about conformity and difference is "The Sneetches" by Dr Seuss, in The Sneetches and Other Stories available from Amazon.com.
A magical musical adventure with the same theme is "The Point!" by Harry Nilsson, available as a movie
or a CD (from Cheap CDs or CD World). Little Oblio has to hide the fact that his head isn't pointed....
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